Video of Trump You’ll want to have on Loop until noon on January, 20th.

There’s a moment where he almost looks like he’s going to cry.

It’s not every day that you see a would be strong-man collapse into a blubbering mess, jump into his wife’s arms, and need to be carried by her to safety but every now and again the fates smile on us.

Okay I am exaggerating a little bit. Melania was too far back for it to be a full Boris and Natasha moment.

Here’s the Guardian version of the clip:

Around about half way through this I swear you can see his beady little eyes tear up.

Here’s another clip which includes some of the same footage but also a better angle of Boris and Natasha cutting and running. You can also better hear the chants in this one.

They chicken out seconds after they arrive and run away like there are “Italian partisans” on their heels.

Here’s an angle from the perspective of the socially distanced mourners who inexplicably disapprove of a misogynist rapist and child molester who takes his only joy in life from objectifying and humiliating women, desecrating the memory of a feminist icon with his presence. Gosh, I just have no idea why they might voice their annoyance under the very First Amendment.

This terrifying antifa crowd includes tiny women in pink crocheted shawls!

Satan’s Press Secretary — I mean, Kayleigh McEnany — tried to get her stink on this and said it was disrespectful and also definitely not how most Americans feel about Trump because she’s totally personally seen just tons of supporters. She of course neglected to mention that it was disrespectful for Trump to show his face anywhere near even Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s coffin let alone her mourners and that McEnany has one of those vanity mirror set ups where you see infinite versions of yourself and she never did pass the rouge test.

(But for a dose of reality in case you were worried just stroll on over to 538, or the New York Times.)

This is not the first time Trump has been booed. He makes it a habit of being publicly humiliated at all the best venues.

Here’s Trump getting booed at the World Series:

If you listen carefully you can hear one of his aids say, “we gotta get out of here.”

Here’s a clip of Trump getting booed at a UFC event:

Donnie-chi actively contemplating the void.

Earlier he went to the Alfred E. Smith Gala and was so pathetic at comedy that Catholics booed him just to get him to shut up.

Pictured: the audience laughing not with you, but at you.

Seriously, do you know how bad your comedy has to be for Catholics to fetch the hook? Unless they happen to be a bishop.

And it’s just so cute that Donald Trump Jr. takes after his daddy! Here’s Jr. getting booed and heckled at an event for his autobiography, triggered. He gets a bit misty eyed himself just like dear old dad. It’s so precious.

“Dad! The smart kids are being mean to me again!”

Anyways, it’s going to be rough really until Trump and his Trump babies are hauled out in handcuffs but any time you’re feeling discouraged or hopeless you can watch these and try to isolate the moment all sense of pride or humanity leaves them.

Doctor of Palaeopathology, rage-prone optimist, stealth berserker, opera enthusiast, and insatiable consumer of academic journals.

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