Profiting off of BS

My new business plan. Allegedly.

Ariadne Schulz
9 min readOct 2, 2024
Pictured: A Nice Guy. (also, my apologies to the model who I am depicting in this manner. I’m sure he’s actually lovely.) (Photo by Bermix Studio on Unsplash)

Being femme is historically a lot. And it remains a lot. But I noticed all y’all love when I monetize men being misogynists, so we’re going to do that again today. With the following tweet curated by an account on Twitter Ask_Aubry that I follow because she finds the most hilarious hot-takes by very stupid misogynists of all genders. As I’ve explained previously I do often make threads debunking these, but I categorically refuse to subscribe to X because I think Elon is actually worse than JK Rowling and while my money would be less than a drop in the bucket for him … meh.

So anyways, let’s have some fun.

Right, so this one I will actually transcribe for everyone in case you do want to listen to this on audio. So here goes.

“You choose the bear? Don’t expect us real men to defend you when you get mauled. I am so sick of females saying they choose the bear over men while still demanding that we defend them. Why would I protect a female who would choose a goddamn bear over me? I’m not dangerous at all. Anyone in my life would attest I’m a nice guy who would never hurt anyone. I’m a nice guy who treats everyone in…

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Ariadne Schulz

Doctor of Palaeopathology, rage-prone optimist, stealth berserker, opera enthusiast, and insatiable consumer of academic journals.