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“Much of This is Very Certified”
An hour-long descent into madness and attempted election fraud.
It’s been some time since I took a math class but I THOUGHT — erroneously as it turns out — that an imaginary number was like when you tried to take a square root of a negative number or something. That’s what I thought. Until just a moment a go I would have told you I read that in a textbook. But oh, no. No. An imaginary number is the number by which Donald Trump won Georgia. And apparently it is ever inflating.
Other imaginary numbers include but are not limited to the degree of criminality that Georgia Secretary of State, “BRAD,” is engaged in, how many ballots that lady whose name always gets bleeped brought in, all things concerning Stacey Abrams, the number of Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails, Barack Obama’s height, how much the military big-loves Trump even after he insulted them, and the demographics of Fulton County.
By the way, in case it wasn’t clear I’m not taking this seriously. I had planned to do a whole thing about the criminality of threatening, “BRAD,” aka GA Sec. of State Brad Raffensperger and demanding/suggesting he should fabricate Republican votes, ‘or else,’ and the undemocratic nature of this clear attempt to commit voter fraud but …y’all. I just listened to an hour of Trump rambling incoherently and two…
