More Weird Emails from the Clown in the Oval

Let it never be said that Trump’s inanity is restricted to tweet form

Forgive my sloppiness in trimming this. I gave it all the dedication it deserved.

I REFUSE to unsubscribe from the Trump team email list because it is COMEDY GOLD. No, seriously. Do you feel like a failure? Do you feel dumb and as if you may be an underachiever? Do you feel like you’ll never take off in whatever profession you’ve chosen? Well read this and you will immediately feel better about yourself because it takes effort to fail this hard.

And honestly, before we even get into the text of this nightmare let’s talk about those links. This time, this time, they managed to sort that out. The red buttons are actually links. I don’t know that they record anything but when you click on them they take you to a CAPTCHA page (I had to pick out umbrellas) and then afterwards to a page which I’m not linking because I’m not helping the old fart, but which is nonetheless hilarious given I clicked “NO” each time.

No need to thank me, Sir Verbal Flatulence of the Dangerously Idiotic, I said I’m NOT standing with your ugly butt.

Also, can we just take a moment to recognise that this is the picture he apparently approved? I mean I don’t normally approve of the use of Photoshop, but I don’t have more waddles than a turkey so in his case ……