How Very Dare She Enjoy Her Ice Cream

How dare she have refrigerator! She should keep her ice cream in the snow banks or in a cave filled with ice like real Americans! Why is she not hunting and salting venison for the long winter?? She should be weaving salmon nets so that we may eat the flesh of fish during Lent.

A few days ago the first female Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, engaged in a bit of public outreach and opened her freezer to show off her collection of ice cream. Immediately, there was an outpouring of extreme hatred. How very dare a woman who routinely states how much she enjoys ice cream and chocolate have ice cream…

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Ariadne Schulz

Ariadne Schulz

Doctor of Palaeopathology, rage-prone optimist, stealth berserker, opera enthusiast, and insatiable consumer of academic journals.