Hotdogs are Sandwiches

If You Disagree, you are a Degenerate

Ariadne Schulz

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There are people in this world who will tell you the gloriousness that is a Chicago style hot-dog is not a sandwich, but just a hotdog. These are the same people who will tell you the toilet roll goes over, that it’s pronounced “aluMINium,” and that lemons are just yellow limes. These people are what is WRONG WITH AMERICA.

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Ariadne Schulz

Doctor of Palaeopathology, rage-prone optimist, stealth berserker, opera enthusiast, and insatiable consumer of academic journals.